Null Bit Me

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Stupid brothers

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Why is it that brothers think that their sisters are dunce? Pretty pissing off, I’d say. When a guy gets married to this girl, he’ll have to deal with an absolutely inept idiot, teach her everything such as driving a car to managing her own finances. Damn I say. Until they get married, the brother takes care of everything. If she doesn’t have a brother, the dad does all her work. Yeah… great :x! Spoil her. You gotta live with her for a few years. The guy she marries has to live with her forever. Bloody hell 👿

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Written by Null Bit

Monday, November 21, 2005 at 7:19 pm

Posted in Rants

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  1. i dont know why my brother acts like a baby all
    the time he acts like a idiot too.

    sarah

    Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    • he is not the idiot you are

      obiabo gabirel

      Saturday, January 29, 2011 at 10:30 pm

  2. anger and frustration i sense in thee
    — as Yoda would have said 😛

    Null Bit

    Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 9:43 pm

  3. all i kno is that my brother is most likely the stupidest ugliest most annoying obnoxious butt crack of a boy- if he’s even a boy- i’ve ever met in my entire life, & i’m supposed 2 take care and baby-sit him…noooooooo way!

    blogger gerthill tressahliker

    Tuesday, June 6, 2006 at 9:00 am

  4. my brother is the moast stupedest boy who eva lived.
    i hate him and he hates me

    Mia

    Monday, June 26, 2006 at 1:24 am

  5. i hate my brother he is the biggest snitch in the whole wide world!he thinks he owns every1 but he doesnt!he is so IDIOTIC

    marisabel

    Friday, June 30, 2006 at 3:13 am

  6. THIS IS ALL TRUE. i DON’T HATE MY BROTHER IT’S JUST THAT HE IS THE BIGGEST #@$%^&*() BROTHER I KNOW!!!!!! hE THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING AND THINKS HE OWNS THEM TOO!!!!!

    EMILY

    Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 6:56 am

  7. I hate my brother because he uses me all the time I HATE IT!

    Rachel

    Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 6:59 am

  8. He bugs me!He is the most imature boy i have ever known.

    Sarah

    Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 7:01 am

  9. He is a !@#4%67*() and a brat!!!!!!!

    Emily

    Sunday, November 19, 2006 at 7:20 am

  10. my brother is stupid, whenever I ask him to get me something he get it wrong although he takes extra money he never return anything. Right now I’m fighting with him to buy me breakfast.I’m sure he’ll get it wrong.

    Najwa

    Friday, December 22, 2006 at 11:29 am

  11. MY BROTHER *cough* BOTHER, is the most annoying piece of crap ever! I HATE HIM, he’s not only dumb, but extremely DIRTY also!

    Poor Sister

    Saturday, December 23, 2006 at 9:47 am

  12. hi i am Kris i have a brother s

    ccs0a[iwf#jknqek#lp['

    Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 4:36 am

  13. My brother is being so freakin retared and a brat he always is and idiot around his friends and treats me like crap!! its get freaking annoying!!! i hate it not him cause that is just silly but he get so annoying and retared!!!

    Wilikaildadkcoadkgjioeckackdjckdiac Nashimaickesnoveahacjdock

    Friday, January 26, 2007 at 6:16 am

  14. its me again and its good to say this!! it makes my life a whole lot better!!!

    Wilikaildadkcoadkgjioeckackdjckdiac Nashimaickesnoveahacjdock

    Friday, January 26, 2007 at 6:18 am

  15. my brother is rediculas!! he always thinks he can do everything and get away with it, and he is always on the computer!!! it is so dumb!!!!!

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    Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 4:30 am

  16. that really is my name!!

    Qhdkcudahskcueiahcjakjhgiuydiuhakjchidhaiosiejjaidijaluicohsgtgareqewiopdnchshsyuvkduusjbzbacdrhemdidkhshsyeigbdkrhrnb Qareluldicldcaldskldalcdfjjsukslcomfhdyshatwncijduwbqnvlfondpnshaiiuncujzmdksuwhnchskjhdskahkjcuehcakjhdjhjaicelkadavjtiels

    Saturday, January 27, 2007 at 4:31 am

  17. My brother is an IDIOT!!! DUMB IDIOT!!!! Can I kill him? I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!

    Marina

    Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 10:32 pm

  18. Thnx god on this! now I can say that I really hate my brother to someone who will understan me! I HATE THAT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Marina-again

    Wednesday, January 31, 2007 at 11:19 pm

  19. my brother is so anoying and he is allways eating and almost every mornig i wake up to go get my breakfest and he ate all of it weather its cereal or waffles but it drives me crazy and he thinks hes so cool what a dork!!!!!

    caitlan

    Thursday, February 1, 2007 at 5:50 pm

  20. i hate my brother he messeswith my stuff

    i hate

    Tuesday, February 6, 2007 at 8:21 am

  21. my brother is such a brat if i yell at him because he is annoying me he calls my mom and makes up something. so right now i’m grounded.

    annoyed sister

    Wednesday, February 7, 2007 at 2:04 am

  22. my brother nick always goes on the computer when i am on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lindsay

    Sunday, February 11, 2007 at 6:38 am

  23. my brother acts like a 2 year old even though he is a teen. it makes me want to smack him so hard

    ashley

    Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 1:56 am

  24. My brother sucks more than any of your brothers.

    Fry

    Friday, March 2, 2007 at 3:59 am

  25. My brother lies about everything and NEVER SHARES!!!! Annoying!!!

    Galrey

    Friday, March 2, 2007 at 4:02 am

  26. ya ok my brother is the most idiotic stupidist d!ck head on the whole fricken EARTH!!! someone please KILL him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    -sexxii biznitch

    *biznitch*

    Thursday, March 8, 2007 at 12:20 am

  27. ya me again i forgot to menshin my brother hates me and i hate him soooo effin much and hes mutha f^ckin annoying!!!!!!!!!!

    -sexxii biznitch

    *biznitch*

    Thursday, March 8, 2007 at 12:23 am

  28. my brother is really stupid
    one of my frends brother is really kool and her and him are really closea and she always talks about him and its really anoying

    i hate my brother

    LiL-baby

    Sunday, April 1, 2007 at 12:24 pm

  29. someone please kill my brother or I’ll do it

    Zalidas

    Sunday, April 8, 2007 at 4:31 pm

  30. my is a pain in the butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i can’t stand him.

    annahi

    Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 2:29 am

  31. I have two brothers and they’re such pricks. I really can’t stand the way they make fun of me all the time and act like I can’t hear, even when I’m in the room and then tell people I’m picking fights when I yell at them. They’ve both beat me up and I can’t do anything. I hate them, I want to ruin them.

    bobbi n.

    Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 4:45 am

  32. oh and they think they know EVERYTHING!

    bobbi n.

    Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 4:47 am

  33. My brother is amazingly stupid. He and his gay friend decided to delete all things on our hard drive and reinstall Windows… they backuped the shittiest things and deleted 5GB of music a 5000-line script I made during 4 weeks, and about 80 Half-Life Mod Setups (about 2GB).

    Daznerus

    Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 3:55 pm

  34. I HATE MY BROTHER!!!!!!!HE IS SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO GAY

    Erin

    Thursday, May 3, 2007 at 2:09 am

  35. i hate my stupid idiotic baby brother. he thinks he is better than me but he is as weak as a glass window.i hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    mad

    Saturday, May 12, 2007 at 2:22 am

  36. my brother thinks he is soooo cool its so s!@#$%^& retarded he is such a dick head gaylord fatbutt bitch idiot asshole

    !@#$

    Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 1:22 am

  37. my brother is a fucking bitch he is a fag he cares about no one else but him self i wish he would go die in a hole!!!!!!!!!!

    starwind

    Wednesday, May 23, 2007 at 6:17 am

  38. All the time my brother is indisipline and i’m trying to tell him he cant do that because one day your mouth is going to get you hurt. And sometimes i just wanna slap him with a frying pan like a monkey on crack. he is my half brother my dad’s girlfriend is his mom arg…….. lucky i get to go back to my mom’s for a couples of months. ooooh i still wanna slap ohhh send me some advice so i dont have to knock out my bro

    Sydney

    Saturday, May 26, 2007 at 11:47 pm

  39. My brother older and anoying as h*ll he gets on my nerves and bothers me we argue every day he know’s I have anger issues that have to work on but stills gives me crap. I want to hurt him so bad but my mom said if we get into another fight we cant go to the movie’s every sunday any more. We’ve been in 2 fights and i nust wont to break his neck some times not kill but hurt tell he leaves me the F*ck alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Amairs

    Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 1:20 am

  40. oh and can some one give me some advice.

    Amairs

    Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 1:23 am

  41. oh and can some one give me some advice. So I can get him to stop

    Amairs

    Sunday, May 27, 2007 at 1:24 am

  42. My fucking brother is anoying me. he thinks hes the best at everythin and doesnt share, he can be a real jerk somtimes!!!!!!!!!!! why cant he just go play on a road or somthing i dont give a crap he givs me all this shit but doesnt expect me 2 give it 2 him 1 DAY IM GONNA FUCKIN AV HIM LOL!!

    Jack

    Tuesday, May 29, 2007 at 10:44 pm

  43. my brother is the stupidest most retarded know it all brother in the history of the world i dont like him one bit everytime he is nice he treats me like a baby i hate it he gets everything he wants because hes older!111ahhhhhhhh

    mina

    Wednesday, May 30, 2007 at 9:23 am

  44. my brother’s my twin, so i’ve got it the worst. we have to go to conculing like every week and we have the same exact school scedules like every year cause we go to one of those schools that put u in classes in like alphebetical order, although i’m a straight A student and he gets straight C’s, if he’s lucky. he tells me everyday the same exact thing and i always kick the crap outta him.. i shall not repeat the things the loser says..

    Laura

    Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 6:25 am

  45. I hate y brother, all he does all day is watch TV,eat,TV,eat. etc 1 billion times. Anyone BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Aloha

    Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 12:14 pm

  46. I hate my brother,” “

    Aloha

    Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 12:15 pm

  47. i have a brother hes anoying as hell i wish hed get a life “i have a job” “stupid lil brother”

    neverender

    Monday, July 9, 2007 at 6:23 am

  48. fuck my asshole brother! He tore my school report up, scratched himself and cried so my mum would ground me for bullying him! What a fucking asshole moronic cunt-face RETARD!

    fucked up

    Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 2:50 pm

  49. my bro is the most annoying brother in the whole world!

    Anonymous

    Wednesday, July 18, 2007 at 1:59 am

  50. he is so out of my tune.he pisses me off.

    doordie.

    Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 3:47 am

  51. My older brother is so RUDE!! My Younger brother is a BRAT! Therefore, I have double the fun *cough* not *cough*! they always get better things, and seriously, Why?! I know I’m a girl, but why do they have to own everything!?!?! Man, this site makes me feel better after a huge fight i just had with him.. ooh, I dislike him so much!!!
    I’m glad to say something with people that actually understand! Thank You So much!! Man, I feel better.
    I would say so many bad words on here, but I won’t. But I’m really mad.
    I’m sooooo glad that i can express my feelings!

    SomebodyWhoNobodyOnlineShouldKnow...

    Wednesday, August 1, 2007 at 3:06 am

  52. I just had a fight with my stupid brother and since im older and stronger I know I can beat him up so I throw him around a little bit. We get in little fights like that and then he cries and calls mom. She doesnt understand cuz she grew up with 2 other sisters that he is the most disgusting, annoying, idiotic, dork ive ever known. Im grounded now but when she gets home ill tell her what really happened and ill be ungrounded by tomorrow. Whatever just wanted to get that off my chest, thanks for understanding!

    Older annoyed sister

    Tuesday, August 7, 2007 at 11:54 pm

  53. My brother is such an ass it’s not even funny. He’s older and therefore must always be right about everything. He doesn’t listen to me. If you disagree it must be because you’re stupid, or just trying to be mean as if I have some sort of personal vendetta against him. It can’t be because he’s wrong. It can’t be because he’s not really listening to what I’m saying. It must be because I’m stupid, bitchy and trying to be difficult. He absolutely has to be right. I swear that even if he did realize I was right about something, he’d still argue because he can’t admit that I might have thought of something he didn’t. The problem is, I usually am right. The guy would argue for days that stop signs are green. What can you do with this kind of person?

    Fifi77

    Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 7:55 am

  54. You think you guys have it bad,,,, we adopted from Russia or kazakhstan, and the kids are so freakin annoying.. especialy the boy.. as he always yells over stupid stuff then my mom comes out and is like, stop picking on him! I just want to slap my brother or beat him up…. hes 5 years younger then me too….

    Bob

    Saturday, August 25, 2007 at 1:32 am

  55. y brother is okay u lot r just moany

    mike

    Wednesday, September 5, 2007 at 10:04 pm

  56. my brother s are so anoying.They are twins and they
    are 8 and i’m 9.They are taller than me.

    there always coming in my room.

    THEY ARE SO STUPED!

    georgia

    Sunday, September 16, 2007 at 9:52 am

  57. my bother is most insentive and domain person and jackass moron never!!!

    girlongirl

    Tuesday, October 2, 2007 at 6:26 pm

  58. hello I am gay and so is my brother, I am 11 and my bro is 8, we had sex. i don’t care wat sociality says it’s the best sex I’ve ever had. We both have willies and we humped each other through our ass holes.

    I am Gay

    Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 5:37 pm

  59. it’s fun! You should try it.

    I am Gay

    Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    • your so stupid so shut your mouth

      your mom

      Sunday, December 27, 2009 at 2:35 am

  60. were doing it agian now and it feels so right

    I am Gay

    Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 5:44 pm

  61. my bro is 5.My sis is12 and thinks she is a mermaid.
    Jack died when I turned10.it was a full moon .he likes moter bikes and i hate them.my sis has a boyfriend.
    all i can is laghing.im going to check on them

    serina

    Saturday, December 1, 2007 at 5:47 am

  62. its me again.THEY WERE HAVING SEX

    serina

    Saturday, December 1, 2007 at 5:50 am

  63. can someone kill my 11 bro. so i can be able to be alone for once!

    killer

    Sunday, December 2, 2007 at 3:46 am

  64. I HATE MY FUCKING OLDER BROTHER. HE GETS MAD AT ME OVER THE SMALLEST THING AND STARTS YELLING AT ME AND TELLING ME I HAVE NO FRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE AS MUCH AS HIM AND HE KEEPS SAYING EVERYONE HATES ME BUT THATS NOT TRUE
    okay my prickhead mother fucker gay shit hole douche brother was playing guitar hero and I was watching him. I sat down on the couch, and the bounce made his cell phone, which was laid on the couch, bounce on the ground. Heres what happened:
    (Cell phone bounces onto ground. I was going to be a nice person and pick it up for him since he was being a lazy fucking dickhole mofo and he wouldnt pick it up)
    ( I reach for cell phone and pick it up)
    Older dick head mofo brother: DONT TOUCH MY DAMN CELL PHONE!!
    Me: geezus i was just gonna pick it up for you
    ODHMB: I DONT CARE ITS MY CELLPHONE!!
    me: (saying under my breath) okay dickhead…
    ODHMB: YOU’RE SO ANNOYING U LITTLE IDIOT!!
    Me: I JUST WANTED TO BE NICE AND PICK UP YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE (walk up stairs, screaming curse words in my head. my brother does this kinda stuff A LOT and i was sick of it)
    As i walk up stairs, alex pauses the game and shouts at me:
    NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS UR SO ANNOYING. YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING YOU DO! (this was not true, only 1 person at school didnt really like me, i had over 30 friends, and im very good at tennis and bass guitar)
    Me: OKAY IM SORRY I DONT SPEND 3 HOURS EVERY DAY ON GUITAR HERO AND GET 5 STARS ON EVERY EXPERT SONG
    My brother (did i mention he was a dickhead motherfucking prick sucker faggot douche bag?) runs up stairs, with my dad stopping us calming us down. The diolouge continues:
    Dad: what the hell is going on?
    Brother: Chris(my name) IS ANNOYING ME AND BEING A RETARD (at this point im like, ‘i just picked up ur cell phone…’) AND I KNOW HE’S GONNA HIDE SOMETHING (and i had hid some things of his twice b4 when i was pissed) WHY CANT YOU PUNISH HIM DAD???
    Dad: Chris, tell him you wont bother his stuff
    Me: I wont touch ur stupid stuff alex(which is my bros name)
    Brother: PSHHHHHHH. (doing that loud and obnoxiously) YEAH RIGHT HE ALWAYS DOES…
    and so the argument went on…. now hes downstairs playing guitarhero like a retard.
    BTW another annoying thing he does, is when i beat him in something, like a sport or a video game, he rematches me, and when i beat him again, i go like Yay! here is a scene when i beat him in tennis (real life) twice
    Me: i told you i was better than you!
    bro: NO UR NOT I WAS UNLUCKY U SUCK AT TENNIS I COULD OWN YOU ANY DAY
    me: okay than why did i own you twice just now?
    BRO: CAUSE I DUNNO I COULD BEAT YOU IF I WANTED
    and so, you get the point, he cant accept the fact that SOME THINGS im better than him at…
    OH YEAH BTW HERE IS HIS CELL PHONE NUMBER SO YOU CAN PRANK CALL HIM!! GET HIM GOOD!!!!!!!
    HIS NAME IS ALEX BTW
    703-608-0229
    PLEASE CALL HIM AND ANNOY/SCARE/PRANK CALL HIM

    i have a prick fucker douche for a brother

    Sunday, December 16, 2007 at 8:29 am

    • you are the…..BEST MAN I EVER MET!!!!! finally someone who understand me and dont worry i will call him and tell it all about my friends wich is up then 90 so wait for your fucking brother cellphone

      kill my brouther PLEASE!!!!!

      Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 2:39 pm

  65. My brother is an idiot. And, I know that if he`s your brother you dont really hate him.. blah blah blah. But, I hate my brother so much, words cannot explain.

    My brother: (cooking his pizza in the microwave)
    Me: (takes it out 2 seconds earlier)
    My brother: WHAT THE HELL ! (tries to stuff his pizza back in)
    Me: .. it`s 2 seconds ! Calm the fuck down.
    My brother: (pushes me into the wall, and it breaks)
    Me: (back hurts, so i stretch it)
    My brother: (puts his pizza in the microwave for 2 more seconds)

    .. this is just one minor fight. He has also tried to poison me, and threw a knife at my neck. And mike, no i`m not `moany` because my brother is actually a psychopath.

    Mel

    Saturday, June 20, 2009 at 8:23 pm

  66. hate my stupuid fucking brother because he’s alive i always get in trouble and have a miserable life

    rtrt

    Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 8:48 pm

  67. MY BROTHER IS THE MOST STUPID DUMB!!! IDIOT! AND ANOYING BROTHER EVER EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIII HHHHHHAAAAATTTTTEEEE HHHIIIMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    kill my brouther PLEASE!!!!!

    Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 2:24 pm

  68. if KIILING YOUR BROTHER WAS LEAGEL I WAS JUST TAKING A FUCKING KNIFE PULL HIM UP IN THE AIR STABBING HIM AT THE TWO EGGS THEN THE DICK AND THEN THE FUCKING HEAD THATS EMPTY ANY WAY AND I WILL LET HIM BLEED TO DEATH!!!

    kill my brouther PLEASE!!!!!

    Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 2:31 pm

  69. ARRGH! my bro sucks like s*** He lied to my grandma that i played for a long time and my grandma let him play 2 hours!!!
    I hate him so much!!

    Angry Angry

    Tuesday, November 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm

  70. GUHHH! IM DOING A QUEST IN A GAME AND HE MESSED UP! I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
    !@#$%^&^^*&^

    Me o hate o my o brother!

    Tuesday, January 11, 2011 at 3:56 pm

  71. my brother michael the acts like a baby all the time he acts like a idiot,fool and a mumu too

    obiabo gabirel

    Saturday, January 29, 2011 at 10:35 pm

  72. My bother is got to be the most boringest bother in the hole wold i just want to kill him.His name is sebastian he always fights me and hits me and pulls my hair and punchis me i hate him. paige petralia thersday, aprile2nd,2012 at 11:12 PLESE KILL MY BOTHER!

    PAIGE

    Thursday, May 3, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    • delete this message now u stupid site

      Anonymous

      Thursday, May 3, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    • delete this message now u stupid site

      paige

      Thursday, May 3, 2012 at 4:00 pm


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